Tom: Everything about this is brilliant. Apart from Pitbull.
Tim: Yes, I can agree with you there.
Tom: Listen to Shakira’s vocal. It’s astonishingly good. And the slowly building instrumentation underneath it, suddenly blasting out into a brilliant dance track… it’s fantastic. I want the whole track to be like this.
Tim: So do I, and I particularly like the middle eight closing bit and then firing out that triumphant end section.
Tom: But it’s not. It’s got Pitbull in it. Bragging about himself and his travels. Again.
Tim: Actually, he seems to be calling himself Mr Worldwide here, so at least he’s got a character he’s sticking to.
Tom: Oh, that’s been his nickname for a while. How do I know that? Because he mentions it in every goddamn track of his I hear. I swear he’s given himself the name, like a kid in school trying to be cool. He’s got a decent flow and voice, I’ll give him that, but heaven forbid he do anything interesting or smart with it. Put someone else in this, or better yet put no-one else in this, and it’d be wonderful.