RedTop & Niklas Gustavsson – Heartbeat

“YOU JUST CAN’T DO THAT YOU UTTER BELLENDS”

Tim: Yesterday you suggested losing the first line of the song, and I disagreed. Today, I’m going to propose that, and I don’t think you’ll disagree at all.

Tim: That’s right guys, it’s an eight years out of date keyboard shortcut! Because who doesn’t love THOSE in a song?

Tom: Ugh. That’s a line written by a Mac-using musician right there — even if it was accurate, it’s a line that’ll confuse most of the audience, who’ll spent most of their time on their smartphones or on Windows computers.

Tim: Yes, although if you must use a keyboard shortcut in your lyrics (can’t believe I’m typing that) the more mainstream Control or more modern Command would sound wrong, but still, you’re USING A KEYBOARD SHORTCUT IN YOUR LYRICS YOU JUST CAN’T DO THAT YOU UTTER BELLENDS.

Tom: And “undo” would work just as well.

Tim: That aside, it’s not a bad dance track.