Tim: Tonight, the big night, the second biggest night of the year in European music television, and largely very disappointing indeed. Therefore, let’s not finish off with a similarly disappointing reject, but instead celebrate and think of what Eurovision should be, with one of the greatest winners. Ever.
Tim: And that’s how you do Eurovision.
Tom: With a live orchestra, a song that was designed as an anthem for the Samaritans, and one missing shoulder pad.
Tim: And a small ‘woo’ as the main guitar kicks in.
Tom: We’ll be that good again, someday, Tim. Someday.