Category Archives: Mainstream

B*Witched – Love And Money

There’s none of the playfulness.

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Biffy Clyro – Biblical

“And you thought The Proclaimers sounded Scottish…”

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The Wanted – Walks Like Rihanna

It’s The Wanted’s best single yet! And the most lyrically awkward!

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Swiss Lips – U Got The Power

“A vague impression of oversized trousers and neon colours.”

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Hurts – Blind

“Dark enough without the video.”

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Snoop Lion feat. Miley Cyrus – Ashtrays and Heartbreaks

“A mess.”

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Moya – A Little More Love

“It’s fair to say this’ll be a hit with the Radio 2 audience.”

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Frankie Cocozza – Embrace

It’s TIME. To FACE. The GLOTTAL STOPS.

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Avril Lavigne – Here’s To Never Growing Up

“This could have been a lower-key song off any of her earlier albums.”

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Platnum – Love You Tomorrow

“Let’s have some BASSLINE.”

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    Tim Jeffries was born in the UK a good few years ago now, and regularly dreams of a Busted reunion.

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