Category Archives: Mainstream

Keane – Silenced By The Night

Will it be interesting enough to say anything about?

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Anna Sahlene – Jamie

How about a nice “I screwed up, please please please god take me back please please please” song?

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Scissor Sisters – Only The Horses

It sounds like Jake Shears is singing, sure, but everything else has changed.

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Olly Murs – Oh My Goodness

Tim: Anything you want to say before we start this? Tom: I’ll get my favourite Murs-describing phrase out of the way at the start of this particular post: “swaggering leprechaun cockery”. Tim: And there it is. Tom: In fact, I’d advise you not to watch the video. Because as with pretty much all of his [...]

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Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe

Cheery, cheesy, repetitive choruses.

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Jessie And The Toy Boys – Petty Theft

“It’s generic Gaga crossed with Katy Perry”

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Alyssa Reid feat. Jump Smokers – Alone Again

“Haven’t I heard this before?”

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Emeli Sandé – Next To Me

Far more to it than a song like this would normally have.

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Madonna feat. MIA and Nicki Minaj – Give Me All Your Lovin’

My brain can’t quite cope with what’s going on in this video.

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Marcus Collins – Seven Nation Army

You can’t cover something that iconic. Can you?

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    Tim Jeffries was born in the UK a good few years ago now, and regularly dreams of a Busted reunion.

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