Maria & Erica – I Love You Baby

It’s a marvellous audience reaction.

Tim: So here’s one that got entered for Melodifestivalen this year but was rejected; you’ll hear why.

Tom: It’s not because of the crushingly unoriginal title, then?

Tim: Nope, not that. It’s by the lead singers of two Swedish dansbands that we’ve covered previously – Drifters and Titanix respectively. Those two links, incidentally, are to wonderful tracks that entirely deserve a revisit; hear this first though.

Tom: Oh bloody hell, even the crowd can’t be bothered with that! Why would you put them in the audience like that? Why?

Tim: Oh, it’s a marvellous audience reaction. I think the fairly prominent old woman in the pale blue dress is my absolute favourite, particularly when she starts admiring the scenery at 1:45…

Tom: I think my favourite moment is at about 0:47 and 1:25, when two different parts of the crowd are clearly clapping at different times or in completely different tempos, each missing different beats slightly. Or at 1:37 when the camera just loses focus and wanders off for a bit. Sorry, you were saying?

Tim: …that’s a delightful track.

Tom: Ugh. The thing is, you’re right. It’s a textbook meaningless schlager track, and if you take it out of that bizarre audience situation, it ticks all the right boxes.

Tim: I started smiling from that very first note, because I immediately knew exactly what to expect, and I wasn’t remotely disappointed. Well, slightly disappointed – the way the key change came quite early on got my hopes up for a second one – but that aside I’m not sure I could complain about this even if I wanted to. So of course it got rejected, but damn I’m glad it finally saw the light of day.

Titanix – Precis Som Jag Är

As if someone put thirty years of schlager in a blender.

Tim: This is the lead single from this Swedish Grammis-nominated dansband act’s new(ish) album, and, well, it’s not exactly dansband as we’d expect.

Tom: Dubstep dansband?

Tim: Not quite…

Tim: It is, in fact, as mind-numbingly schlager as it comes.

Tom: Not dubstep dansband. Although that is something I’d listen to. And my word: this is as if someone put thirty years of schlager in a blender and made a generic smoothie. A wonderful, mixed-metaphor smoothie.

Tim: Three minutes long, a ridiculous key change, as traditional as they come, really. So is it too much? I’m not sure, really – it’s nice to listen to, but it’s just so formulaic that it seems almost dull, really.

Tom: I broke out into a grin when it started. Half way through, I noticed the glockenspiel playing in the background and grinned again. I started dancing in my chair at the key change. I have no problems with this song at all.

Tim: Or maybe my music tastes have changed – what do you think?

Tom: Well, they do change: you’ll remember that I dismissed dubstep as noise two years ago, but now my ears have adjusted to it. But if you didn’t enjoy this: man, I’m not even sure I know you.

Tim: Actually, you know what? I’ve just listened to it again after a couple of days, and I have no idea what I was blathering about up there. It’s BRILLIANT. And you’re so bloody right about that glockenspiel.

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