Tim: A 2016 redo of a 2010 track; as far as I can tell, that’s had every trace of it wiped from the internet, so we can only imagine what it sounded like. Fortunately (and I do mean fortunately, as you’ll hear), the 2016 version is right here.
Tom: That’s an introduction that promised nothing, and then…
Tim: …and then BANGER. CHOON. FLOORFILLER. ETC. Blimey, what a track, and much as this hasn’t been entered in any Eurovision selection competitions DEAR GOD I hope we get a lot like it.
Tom: There’s some decent vocal quality behind it as well; okay, she might not get four chairs turning on The Voice, but she’s a cut above your regular dance track session singer.
Tim: Maybe it is just every stereotype of Eurodance turned all the way up to 2003, but HOT DAMN stereotypes exist for a reason and those reasons are very very good. COME ON EUROPE. DO WHAT YOU DO BEST.