Tom: Do you remember the UK Eurovision selection process this year, Tim, when Jordan Clark sang Freaks?
Tim: I do, yes. Intensely.
Tom: We never talked about it here, but I do remember us both being grumpy that they’d just gone a crap version of Pachelbel’s Canon in D. Not just the chord progression, but the melody and everything.
Tim: I was further annoyed because, although the studio version was complete and total garbage, the staging around it made it not quite so bad.
Tom: And then I was even more annoyed, because the bloody song got stuck in my head, because of course it did, it’s Canon in D.
Tim: Of course.
Tim: Ew.
Tom: It’s like that, only more frustrating.
Tim: And with a video that’s just plain weird.