Crash feat. Pixy J – I’m Alive

“That sounds like a proper track at last.”

Tim: If I say ‘stop me if you’ve heard this before’, you’ll stop me, so I won’t. We first wrote about this last July, when it came out initially mostly as a demo, with a horrific rap from a bloke calling himself ‘Sunshine Gillz’. Fortunately, that version’s been taken off YouTube, it’s been rerecorded with a slightly different line up, given a production makeover and now it’s much much better. So let’s go again, shall we?

Tom: Well, that sounds like a proper track at last.

Tim: Doesn’t it just? I pointed out last time it could have come straight from 2003; you rightly pointed out that that’s not necessarily a compliment given that that was now a decade ago. However, as part of aforementioned overhaul they’ve stuck a bit of extra bass and stuff on there and actually now it seems, well, mostly 2003 and slightly 2014.

Tom: Yep, those synth pads are 2003, but at least it sounds modern now. YouTube’s overcompressed it a bit, as it sometimes does — this is the kind of track that needs a full-on club speaker system to be heard properly.

Tim: Best thing, though, is that it doesn’t have a rapper over the middle eight. Or, in fact, any middle eight at all, being as it is just two verses and a lot of choruses. That’s no problem that I see, though, because when I’m jumping around on the dance floor I’m not generally appreciating musical structure.

Tom: Fair point, and it doesn’t seem to lose anything from missing it.

Tim: No. Well, unless you look at it as a missed opportunity to do something potentially awesome. But here it’s a deliberately skipped opportunity to do something horrific, so it’s actually okay. ALL MENDED WELL DONE.

CRASH feat. Sunshine Gillz – I’m Alive

It’s not a bad track at all. Except…

Tim: We got sent this, which is three minutes and forty eight seconds of brilliance, and thirty seconds of utter rot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyO5hE8lSKc

Tom: An “unlisted” video on YouTube. One upvote, four downvotes, at the time of writing. Tons of stock footage to make the video look more expensive. Slightly, ineffably ‘off’ editing in parts. Someone’s trying to punch way above their weight. Normally I’d be mocking that, but… they’ve actually done a pretty good job.

Tim: The verses, the chorus, the backing track, the snare drum buildups – it all sounds like a perfect fit for a 2003 club night out.

Tom: Ouch. That’s a much sharper burn than I suspect you think it is.

Tim: It’s a burn at all? Wasn’t meant to be. What’s wrong with a 2003 club night out?

Tom: Well, it’s 2013 for a start. But still, it’s not a bad track at all.

Tim: Except. Except. Oh, except for that awful, dire, shockingly terrible middle eight. It comes out of nowhere, it goes back to nowhere, it doesn’t remotely fit in – what the hell’s it doing there? What is the point of it? I’d be angry about it, except I’m a bit confused by it, because it has no place here at all. It sounds a bit like it’s snuck in from another video, Wreck-It Ralph style, and has thought “Oh, I might as well stay.”

Tom: Ha. There’s a movie in that. Well, I suppose there was, and it was Wreck-It Ralph, but you get my point.

Tim: All I can say that it’s NOT AT ALL WELCOME. To be honest, I’d be happy if it ended just before he joins in – three minutes is a decent enough length, and the end bit doesn’t add all that much. So basically, his thirty seconds has made me wish the whole song was a minute and a half shorter. NICE ONE SUNSHINE.