Tom: “I think it’s hot and pumping,” says innuendo-laden Europlop reader Lisa. “A bit long for radio but great on the dancefloor.”
Tim: Ooh, hot and pumping! Yes please.
Tom: I’m always suspicious when we get a fairly unknown track like this submitted – one that has, for instance, only had 43 plays this week. Is “Lisa” really a front for the song’s publicist?
Tim: Now, now, Tom, be nice.
Tom: Lisa is right, of course; it is long for radio, and a bit… well, generic for a club. I can see it getting mixed into the middle of a club set somewhere, but I doubt it’s going to get anyone’s hands in the air.
Tim: Sounds about right. I like that bloke saying ‘Good evening’ randomly in the middle, though – all polite.
Tom: And didn’t mixing in sex-noise samples go out with E-Rotic?
Tim: Oh, God, I’d completely forgotten about them. You know, you’re weird – I’ve told you that, right?