Tim: You know how people sometimes say how Madeon’s ridiculously young, at only 18, to have such success as a dance producer? Well, this kid is twelve. TWELVE.
Tim: And that dance backing is good, which means we have another one of those annoyingly talented kids hanging around make me feel all grumpy.
Tom: True, and as generic teen-pop goes, there’s nothing wrong with this. In fact, pitch the voice down an octave and it’d sound surprisingly mature.
Tim: That’s true, yes. But TWELVE.
Tom: Turns out I’m now old enough that there’s a good chance that anyone under 20 gets classified as an “annoyingly talented kid” by me now. We’re getting old, Tim.
Tim: NO. You don’t have be old to be annoyed by a successful twelve year old.
Fortunately, though, I can take solace in the fact that the lyric video there is utter shite (the list I could write of things that are wrong with it would probably fill up the internet), so at least he’s not good at that as well. And he sings ‘ya’ in a stupid way. Not that I’m trying to find flaws or anything, obviously.