The Saturdays feat. Sean Paul – What About Us

“Sean Paul has apparently arrived straight from a Peter Andre song.”

Tom: Unusually, this song and video are available in two versions: and I suspect you’ll prefer the version that completely excludes Sean Paul. We’re not talking about that version because, frankly, it’s a bit boring.

Tim: Hmm – I’d normally say yes to any absence of rappers, but the middle eight there could do with some livening up.

Tim: Oh, it’s not just the middle eight he limits himself to. Crikey.

Tom: Because what we have here is a generic synth-backed Saturdays pop song. Generic video with dancing and arty filters. Generic melody that I can’t remember at all. Generic lyrics about sex that parents of their younger fans won’t notice. And then… then there’s Sean Paul.

Tim: Hmm. He does at least avoid the school register vibe that Flo Rida provided.

Tom: I’d forgotten how good that track was. It’s everything that this should be – even Flo Rida. Sean Paul, meanwhile, has apparently arrived straight from a Peter Andre track.

Tim: Hahahaha, he has and all.

Tom: Now, if you’ve got a bassy Jamiacan accent, someone applies a bit of reverb to it, and you’re interjecting into a dance track, you’re going to sound like that guy from ‘Mysterious Girl’. Was that the effect they were going for, I wonder? Because once you stop thinking of it as an irritating interjection, and instead a throwback to 1995 and the only thing that makes the song vaguely interesting, it’s not all that bad.

Tim: It does make it somewhat entertaining.

Tom: It’s no Mysterious Girl though.