Tom: Martin writes in with this one, which he describes as “Eurotrance combined with a bizarre video. Then again, that’s what you expect from Iceland.”
Tim: I won’t dispute that.
Tom: This is number one in Iceland. It’s been number one there for weeks. And I’m reasonably sure that it’s actually a parody — Martin also sent us a Vice interview with DJ MuscleBoy in which he simultaneously says he’s a comedian, and then rather earnestly describes his body-fat percentage.
Tim: “If you are not shaving your balls regularly you’re never gonna reach your full potential.” Clearly, a lifestyle guru to be reckoned with.
Tim: Hmm. He could do with working on his abs a bit.
Tom: I… I’m fairly sure he shouts “let me see your cracks” at 1:28 there. Which given the number of them in the video, seems more reasonable than it otherwise might.
Tim: He does have a very nice bottom, that’s worth pointing out. Musically, erm, I’m not sure – those screams we hear throughout seem very familiar.
Tom: I’m filing this in with Moped as a Scooter-esque parody, particularly with that strangled scream near the end. He just needs to shout “more tea vicar” at one point.
Tim: Yeah – much as with Moped, though, I have no problem listening to it at all, even as proper music. One of my proudest moments at uni was getting our favourite DJ to give Clocks a spin. It’s a good track. Fairly ridiculous, but a decent track nonetheless.