Tim: So, you know how sometimes you get really cringeworthy lyrics, and you can’t do anything but hate a song because of them? And you might think that singing in Swedish would fix that for us. WELL, have I got a revelation for you.
Tim: First off (and people reading on mobile devices can skip this): WHY WOULD YOU FILM THIS AT 60FPS? It took me a good ten seconds to work out why it was giving me a headache, goddammit. You’re not Peter Jackson, stick with your standard frame rate please.
Tom: A lot of the problem there is that it’s shifting in and out of 60fps. We’ll get used to it, I think, just like we did with dubstep, but the pioneers will look strange for a while.
Tim: Hmm, maybe, but that certainly doesn’t excuse the second item on my list. Because OH GOD, the words. We start off with Snapchat, and it really only goes downhill from there, doesn’t it?
Tom: Was that… was that a rhyme of ‘Snapchat’ and ‘hashtag’?
Tim: Yep.
Tom: ‘Dickpic’ and ‘Netflix’?
Tim: Yep.
Tom: I simultaneously admire the effort and despise the results.
Tim: It seems she’s not a fan of the way he uses basically every single thing on the planet that is vaguely 2017, and so personally I’m just happy they didn’t find a rhyme for ‘fidget spinner’. She would, though, if Justin Bieber asked her, say “yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes”. Well, Fie, I’m sorry to say this to you, but: no no no no no no no no. REALLY, NO.