Ida LaFontaine – Cold

“It’s certainly not a miss, although I’m not sure it’s a hit either.”

Tim: Quick note in advance: I’m fairly sure you’ll like the audio here, but be prepared that the video comes with some proper Hollyoaks-level drama, so you might want to make sure your emotions are in check first.

Tim: There are some singers you know you can rely on, that you’re almost certain won’t bring out a duff track. Until yesterday, Ida was four for four here, and I’m happy to make that five for five.

Tom: It’s certainly not a miss, although I’m not sure it’s a hit either.

Tim: Well, there are negative points: the beat underneath the verses, for example is largely uninspiring, and so reminiscent of Umbrella that I can’t quite work out if it’s a sample or a loop that’s just far enough away not to get sued.

Tom: Fact: that loop from Umbrella is actually a stock loop from Apple GarageBand. The synths they’ve used here don’t help the comparison though.

Tim: There’s also the utter pointlessness of texting someone to tell them you’ve got a new number but not say who you are.

Tom: I couldn’t work out if you were using “Hollyoaks-level” as a compliment earlier, but now I know.

Tim: On the other hand: I love that chorus, I really really do. It’s fantastic, and I will SLAY anyone who says otherwise.

Tom: I’m… I’m not sure how you’re using that word, but okay.

Tim: I also love that middle eight (despite it not finishing with a key change, as anyone sensible knows that it should). In all, those vocals, those choruses and that middle eight more than – vastly more than – make up for any shortcomings. It’s great.

Ida LaFontaine – Go Again

“The chorus kicked in and utterly distracted me”

Tim: Do you really know where we’re going, Tom? Do you really care where it ends? Because Ida doesn’t, and to be honest this song kind of makes me want to agree with her.

Tom: Ah, we’ve finally come full circle: a lyric video that actually just features the artist singing the son– oh. Sorry, the chorus kicked in and utterly distracted me there.

Tim: I’m not surprised, because what a song, or at the very least what a chorus. It’s not much of a dance track – starts out more as a vibrant country number, really – but that first chorus got my hands involuntarily slapping the desk, and then when the song returned for the closing section, BAM my head started moving and I DID NOT WANT TO STOP.

Tom: Are you sure that’s not just caffeine? Because it’s not a bad chorus, but it’s not that good, surely?

Tim: Well, I pushed play again, and not long after my hands were clapping and it was all I could do not to jump around the room.

Tom: Let me put it this way: if this were a Eurovision track, and we were back in the stadium, I’d be dancing like crazy to it. In a club, yes, I can see how it works. But it’s still got a lot of slow bits in there, and sitting in my desk — it didn’t quite make it. Nearly did on that last chorus. But not quite.

Tim: Am I just in a very excitable mood? Perhaps. But is this a great track regardless of that? Definitely.

Ida LaFontaine – Shut Up And Kiss Me

“An incredibly enjoyable pop song”

Tim: I’ll leave you to insert a “ha, Tim on the dance floor” joke —

Tom: Glad you got there first.

Tim: — but this is the new one from Ida, the Swede who’s previously brought us the rather enjoyable YOLO and Anthem. (Incidentally, if you’re like me you’ll spend the first couple of minutes not paying attention because you’re thinking “who had that big song called this?” before realising you’re think of Rihanna’s Shut Up & Drive; saved you a bit of time there, you’re welcome.)

Tom: I was thinking Chely Wright or Sin With Sebastian actually, but sure.

Tim: And that there, once I’m able to pay attention to it, is an incredibly enjoyable pop song, one of my favourite in a while.

Tom: Yep, agreed. I wasn’t expecting that to be as enjoyable as it was.

Tim: Right, it’s got everything: great chorus (and verses, for that matter), fun video (skateboard moment in particular), nice melody (with some lovely ooh-ooh-ooohs in the background) and generally just the whole package, all adding up to a song that really, really stands up to repeated listening.

Tom: And a successful song needs to manage not just that, but it also needs to make me hit repeat immediately (which I did — that’s rare).

Tim: Speaking of the lyrics, I’m with Ida on this one: people should be direct and really just get on with stuff, because otherwise life would be really quite dull and 1920s. Let’s LIVE FOR WHEN WE ARE, guys.

Tom: Although possibly avoid getting a tattoo of your partner’s name until, you know, you’re actually married or something. That’s just a bit weird.

Ida LaFontaine – Anthem

It’s basically saying “listen to some other song”.

Tim: You may remember YOLO, or quite possibly you’ve attempted to purge it from your memory. Either way, Ida’s back with this, with a surprisingly self-defeatist chorus line.

Tim: Now, I know where she’s coming from – very often, there’s not anything on the radio I want to here. I do sometimes want to put my anthem on. But no offence, Ida: this here’s not particularly anthemic.

Tom: The intro and first verse really put me off this: that kind of stripped-down attitude shouty-pop doesn’t really do much for me. As for the chorus: well, I guess the most I can say is that at least it’s not the verse.

Tim: It’s a good track, sure, with nice production, a good example of the female almost-shouting vocal that’s so in fashion, and well-meaning and identifiable lyrics. But you need to get on to that lyricist, because halfway through this, if I’m paying attention to it, I’m gonna be switching it off.

Tom: True. It’s basically saying “listen to some other song”.

Tim: Nice lyric video, though, even if it doesn’t realise how much gravitas one should pay to the word ANTHEM.

Tom: If the best I can say about the song is “I liked the typography”, then I’m not exactly giving it a high rating.

Ida LaFontaine – YOLO

“That Title is a big thing to get past.”

Tom: Really?

Tim: Yes, I know. But have a listen anyway.

Tim: So despite That Title, it’s a pretty good track.

Tom: Agreed, but That Title is a big thing to get past.

Tim: Well, fair play to them, they’ve resisted outright saying it a lot more than they could have – yes, the middle eight is full of it, to an horrific extent, but all the rest is somewhat tame. After all, the ONCE shout at the end of the chorus could easily be replaced by a YO, with the first (and probably many more) of the following ‘oh’s replaced by a LO. So I suppose well done to whoever had the final say there.

Tom: Mmf. If I tune out the lyrics and just let it sit in the background, I guess I can’t deny that it’s a pretty good track.

Tim: Pretty great, in fact; whatever your thoughts are to the particular ‘word’ it’s a decent piece of pop. Big chorus, big verses, a decent voice – the only problem is that middle eight which is basically just shoutiness. So basically the song is fine except for that middle eight. Oh well.

Tim: Cannot deny: that is true.