Saturday Reject: Krista Siegfrids – Faller

“Sometimes a song comes along destined for fifth place”

Tim: It wasn’t all about the final at this year’s Melodifestivalen, of course – a sizeable of decent tracks got knocked out beforehand, such as this, from Krista – you remember, her who gave you a panic attack three years ago when she wanted to represent Finland. Now she’s dressed sensibly, competing to represent Sweden with some pretty excellent floor lighting. Song title translates as “Falling”, as in “I’m falling for you”.

Tom: That side look and slight twitch-wink to camera in the first verse still startled me though.

Tim: Sometimes a song comes along destined for fifth place – easily good enough not to be kicked out in the bottom two, but when compared with the others in the top five, not quite strong enough to make it through to the next round. A few weeks back we had Mimi Werner, and we can add Krista to that list.

Tom: Yep, that’s what I was going to say. It’s a bit too monotone, a bit too all-the-same. Even some great steadicam shots and projection-mapping floor designs can’t save that.

Tim: No – it is a very good pop song being well performed with excellent visual production – but apparently nothing quite special enough for Melodifestivalen. A shame, because I do think this is very good – easily good enough to make its way onto my playlist of rejects – but it’s just that sort of ruthless competition.

Krista Siegfrids – Marry Me

BACK UP BACK UP BACK UP GET OUT GET OUT

Tom: Our regular reader, Roger, writes in with this contender to represent Finland at Eurovision, which last Thursday got sent straight through to their final. “I actually was in Finland when they aired their first preshow,” he says. “This made me lift may head and smile… you can see the same reaction from the jury”.

Now, maybe it’s just my crippling fear of commitment rearing its head, but my general reaction to this track was NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Tom: The track’s not bad, I guess, but oh my word, the lyrics. I can’t even write about them without my sentences ending with something like BACK UP BACK UP BACK UP GET OUT GET OUT.

Tim: In the chorus…what’s she singing in that repeating bit? The line after it is clearly “I’d do it for you”, but it really really sounds like something else.

Tom: I don’t know, because I’m too terrified by “If you run away, I’m going to find you anywhere.” EJECT EJECT EJECT.

Tim: That’s your main beef? Not “ah oh, ah oh uh ding dong”?

Tom: That doesn’t have terrifying, wedding-dress-wearing stalking overtones.

Tim: Fair point, and now you mention that line, the suggestion of doubt that it implies doesn’t quite match with proposing to her boyfriend whilst wearing her wedding dress. WHO DOES THAT?

Tom: I KNOW.