Tim: This has been around since April, and was apparently HUGE in European clubs. You in a partying mood?
Tom: Oh yes I am. And you know what? I’m going to put the ‘uncensored’ version of this up as well. Viewers beware: strong language and sexual imagery ahead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZLd81IHGQw
Tim: Now, my first reaction on hearing this was, well, to quote the song, ‘what the fuck?’ I really don’t get this – not keen at all. Big all over Europe? Really?
Tom: It does have a bit of a beat to it, I guess, but it’s really rather dull. The vocal just sounds bored.
Tim: But then I realised I wasn’t in a club, and so this song wouldn’t work. In a club, we can DANCE, and GO CRAZY.
Tom: Yes.
Tim: We can JUMP TO THE BEAT.
Tom: Yes.
Tim: We can SPIKE FIT GIRLS’ DRINKS.
Tom: …I have a feeling that the target market for this song wouldn’t find that quite as offensive as most of our readers will.
Tim: Well, as far as I know most of our readers aren’t out HAVING IT LARGE in Kavos and Magaluf. For those sorts of places this song is great. At hone? Not so much.
That’s not meant to sound as judgemental as it probably did, by the way.
Tom: It’s a song that requires the volume to be cranked to ear-splitting proportions, and the alcohol to be flowing freely.